Kalcha II: Reloaded

You know, Kale gets visitors. I almost envy his life. He gets visited by the guys from Mount Everest Kennel Club. And they're so particular about whether Kale's leading an enviably healthy life. None of my visitors ask that.

Kalcha has gone a-stray now. We respect his judgment, but I hate it when he decides to come home if he's hungry. A friend actually thought he has grown fatter! So I guess we don't have to worry about him now.

Q: Why don't you see dogs wearing watches?
A: Because they already got all the ticks.

This one I borrowed: Which side of Kale is hairier? The outside.