I have a Blog Fan!
Do I deserve it? Well, it is hard to say... But listen, when she moves... my, she's a balmy breeze on the hottest day...
She's totally devoted to me, and I always get her undivided attention. She does not speak much, but she likes to purr a tune in a monotone as I blog, and it soothes my nerves. She's such a pretty cool thing, that I love her dearly.
Oh, by the way, we live together... She is Chinese and cannot speak Nepali yet. She is tiny, but has one HOT figure! The way she gracefully moves her arms, it's just electrifying. Call us 'made for each other', but I just know what buttons to push, and she starts responding in an awesome way... And I like to set her on the computer table while I blog, so that I am less than a feet from her face.
But I guess happiness don't last. Last night, she broke up on me :(
Yeah. Sad, isn't it? I had to call an electrician to get her repaired...
She might not have a heart... but she's told me that she's still a fan, although she can never be a HUGE fan...
She's totally devoted to me, and I always get her undivided attention. She does not speak much, but she likes to purr a tune in a monotone as I blog, and it soothes my nerves. She's such a pretty cool thing, that I love her dearly.
Oh, by the way, we live together... She is Chinese and cannot speak Nepali yet. She is tiny, but has one HOT figure! The way she gracefully moves her arms, it's just electrifying. Call us 'made for each other', but I just know what buttons to push, and she starts responding in an awesome way... And I like to set her on the computer table while I blog, so that I am less than a feet from her face.
But I guess happiness don't last. Last night, she broke up on me :(
Yeah. Sad, isn't it? I had to call an electrician to get her repaired...
She might not have a heart... but she's told me that she's still a fan, although she can never be a HUGE fan...
2 Comments:
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you had me there for a while dude.
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