YOGA: The 'Ish' craze v. Ram Dev Guru
Did you hear this news? This link: http://www.path-80k.com/c_yore_eye_cue.html explains the new revolutionary yoga spinoff mastered by Swamy P. Ish, a staunch worshipper of Stoop Ei, the Hindu god of Wit. Although Swamy Ish reveres Stup Ei Deity, his 'prabachans' are purely philosophical and yoga-like. Below is an illustration of the simplest yoga exercise that has started to gain much popularity in cheek by jowl with methods of the video guru, Swami Ram Dev of Aastha Channel. This method has gained much acceptance throughout India, mainly among the foreigners.
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This is an original formula devised by Swamy Phool Ish. The reason of its popularity is because of the fact that the exercise takes so less time and energy, and does not need any special equipment. Swamy Phool openly criticises the video-guru, Mahaswamy Ram Dev. "About 40% of the abdominal cavity is empty space, which gets filled up after you have a meal. This region is mostly a set of loose coils of intestines. These organs are largely unheld and floating. If you roll your tummy like done by the so-called Mahaswamy, chances are that the intestines will get tangled up, and you'll get a knot of entrails. The most pervasive and common knot formation is when the small intestines form a 'V', and the large intestines tightly form a vertical line below it, forming a 'Y'. This is also known as the Knot 'Y' formation in medical vernacular. This might lead to severe digestive complications. The food has virtually no idea of where to go."
Instead, Phool Ish Swamy advocates the Path-80 K formula. The subject is to stretch the left hand's thumb and the forefinger so that they are perpendicular to each other. Then he/she should draw an imaginary horizontal line that connects the two eyebrows. Then, he/she will align the thumb's length with this line. The subject should keep in mind that the forefinger is vertical at this point. In this position, the subject should stand in front of the mirror, and gaze at himself/herself. The Path-80 K Revelation will come almost immediately. He/She will see his/her true self, no matter what occupation, social class, or walk of life he/she comes from.
Focusing and dwelling upon the revelation can even cure the Knot 'Y's, and even cures the rash that develops around the lumbar region (a cure commonly known as 'Knot-Rash Null')
Santa Singh gave a testimonials: "Intelligence demanded at work had driven me crazy. A weeklong of this mental relaxation did me wonders. This is a totally practical experience. It is not a cult. Nor does it entail any religious bullshit."
Phool Ish has also prescribed these vitamins capsules that one can safely ingest:
'0'(pronounced naught) No Ing
'0' Sen C-Bal
'0' C-Reus
'N'-Sain.
I would like to get your feedback. Please email me at: i_revere_stup_ei_deity@n-sa-nitty.orgy
Revelation Path-80 K
This is an original formula devised by Swamy Phool Ish. The reason of its popularity is because of the fact that the exercise takes so less time and energy, and does not need any special equipment. Swamy Phool openly criticises the video-guru, Mahaswamy Ram Dev. "About 40% of the abdominal cavity is empty space, which gets filled up after you have a meal. This region is mostly a set of loose coils of intestines. These organs are largely unheld and floating. If you roll your tummy like done by the so-called Mahaswamy, chances are that the intestines will get tangled up, and you'll get a knot of entrails. The most pervasive and common knot formation is when the small intestines form a 'V', and the large intestines tightly form a vertical line below it, forming a 'Y'. This is also known as the Knot 'Y' formation in medical vernacular. This might lead to severe digestive complications. The food has virtually no idea of where to go."
Instead, Phool Ish Swamy advocates the Path-80 K formula. The subject is to stretch the left hand's thumb and the forefinger so that they are perpendicular to each other. Then he/she should draw an imaginary horizontal line that connects the two eyebrows. Then, he/she will align the thumb's length with this line. The subject should keep in mind that the forefinger is vertical at this point. In this position, the subject should stand in front of the mirror, and gaze at himself/herself. The Path-80 K Revelation will come almost immediately. He/She will see his/her true self, no matter what occupation, social class, or walk of life he/she comes from.
Focusing and dwelling upon the revelation can even cure the Knot 'Y's, and even cures the rash that develops around the lumbar region (a cure commonly known as 'Knot-Rash Null')
Santa Singh gave a testimonials: "Intelligence demanded at work had driven me crazy. A weeklong of this mental relaxation did me wonders. This is a totally practical experience. It is not a cult. Nor does it entail any religious bullshit."
Phool Ish has also prescribed these vitamins capsules that one can safely ingest:
'0'(pronounced naught) No Ing
'0' Sen C-Bal
'0' C-Reus
'N'-Sain.
I would like to get your feedback. Please email me at: i_revere_stup_ei_deity@n-sa-nitty.orgy
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