Yappy New Hear 2006!!
What's the difference between me and you? About 5 bank accounts, 3 ounces, and two vehicles.
-Some Gangsta Rapper
Yappy New Ear? Happy Near You? You Nearly Happy? Appear Huey and Nappy? Wear New Yappies? Happening Yappies? Ears of Nappy Hens? Wearing Your Happy Ears? When Ears get Nappy? Pay to get your Ears Happy and New?
Ok ok... 2006 is here. So what? Yesterday's still yesterday, tomorrow's coming only tomorrow, and we're in today. What's going on with the booze and parties? Oh, I see it- it's basically a synchronized pretext of making merriment. Nothing bad about it. It's pretty cool. What's not cool is when people make lame jokes like:
Oh, I'll only see you next year then!
Oh, I had a HRD case submission due last year, and I (still) didnt do it!
Grunt! Actually, in fact, incidentally, and to maintain precision, I have to admit I gave in to the impulse to crack the joke myself. I think it was the first one. But still, it's uncool.
But I can see what the fuss is all about. The British Secret Service must really be looking forward for the 007 year next year, right? Speaking of which- earlier during the evening, Sid and I were conversing about whether there exists a superhuman in reality, and he ventured that there is Superman, but Batman is more real, and James Bond is a pure myth. Personally, I think Spiderman is just bogus, a huge Hollywood scam. If you look into the bowels of NYC, you will definitely find a fiber-making factory that supplies gossamer to Peter Parker. And Parker is most probably wearing contacts. About his build; well, I have not seen him personally, and I would like to venture that he is not that well-built. I mean, a 'fateful' bite from a spider, and you're suddenly a friendly, neighborhood spiderman? There's definitely something black in the lentils.
But I would like to think that superheros do exist, just in much nondescript way. An example, David Dunn, the very-real superhero. He acted in Unbreakable by M. Night Shyamalan. It does not matter whether he is for real. The movie just presents a case "Why should there NOT be a superhero in real?". Got any comments from your side?
I do not recall last new year that it was this cold. I mean, around here in Kupondol, we have to gently tap our fingertips so as to ensure the blood flow, and when I blow into the mirror, the mist does not stay- the breath just bounces right off. Ignore the last statement if you did not get it. But you are welcome to visit my frigid abode to witness a demonstration; with an appointment, of course- I am a bit busy exhibiting KTM people how the bouncing off is really working.
Wussup? I think Im starting to mint out more than one blogs per day!
-Some Gangsta Rapper
Yappy New Ear? Happy Near You? You Nearly Happy? Appear Huey and Nappy? Wear New Yappies? Happening Yappies? Ears of Nappy Hens? Wearing Your Happy Ears? When Ears get Nappy? Pay to get your Ears Happy and New?
Ok ok... 2006 is here. So what? Yesterday's still yesterday, tomorrow's coming only tomorrow, and we're in today. What's going on with the booze and parties? Oh, I see it- it's basically a synchronized pretext of making merriment. Nothing bad about it. It's pretty cool. What's not cool is when people make lame jokes like:
Oh, I'll only see you next year then!
Oh, I had a HRD case submission due last year, and I (still) didnt do it!
Grunt! Actually, in fact, incidentally, and to maintain precision, I have to admit I gave in to the impulse to crack the joke myself. I think it was the first one. But still, it's uncool.
But I can see what the fuss is all about. The British Secret Service must really be looking forward for the 007 year next year, right? Speaking of which- earlier during the evening, Sid and I were conversing about whether there exists a superhuman in reality, and he ventured that there is Superman, but Batman is more real, and James Bond is a pure myth. Personally, I think Spiderman is just bogus, a huge Hollywood scam. If you look into the bowels of NYC, you will definitely find a fiber-making factory that supplies gossamer to Peter Parker. And Parker is most probably wearing contacts. About his build; well, I have not seen him personally, and I would like to venture that he is not that well-built. I mean, a 'fateful' bite from a spider, and you're suddenly a friendly, neighborhood spiderman? There's definitely something black in the lentils.
But I would like to think that superheros do exist, just in much nondescript way. An example, David Dunn, the very-real superhero. He acted in Unbreakable by M. Night Shyamalan. It does not matter whether he is for real. The movie just presents a case "Why should there NOT be a superhero in real?". Got any comments from your side?
I do not recall last new year that it was this cold. I mean, around here in Kupondol, we have to gently tap our fingertips so as to ensure the blood flow, and when I blow into the mirror, the mist does not stay- the breath just bounces right off. Ignore the last statement if you did not get it. But you are welcome to visit my frigid abode to witness a demonstration; with an appointment, of course- I am a bit busy exhibiting KTM people how the bouncing off is really working.
Wussup? I think Im starting to mint out more than one blogs per day!
posted by Milan at 9:42 PM
4 Comments:
Think of the concept of Superman as a perfectly elastic demand curve (or perfectly inelastic if you don't like him). He exists only in theory. There are real world 'Supermen' out there who are not as strong and with more than one weakness. The real world Superman exists, but he is either elastic, inelastic or has unit elasticity.
Batman is just a badass with a lot of gizmos. Sort of like Donald Rumsfeld and his Pentagon toys. Rumor has it that when he visits Iraq, he dons a mask and fights Bush-defined evil.
James Bond has to be a myth. There are only so many women you can sleep with in a lifetime.
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Speaking of Unbreakable, do you know that Samuel Jackson's character fell down the stairs at the same station where we caught the train to Swarthmore.
Unbreakable glass..
dry water...
warm blue...
sour chocoalates...
shattered iron bars...
sticky cold...
samosa green...
blue sauce...
ground up...
grizzly mouse...
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