Obnoxious Cousins
Everybody's got at least one, right? And we are definitely not flattered with the fact, is it not?
There's always somebody who is loudmouthed and, by default, ONLY speaks wrong things at the wrong time. And he/she jabs your rib, puts an arm around you, brings their face right next to you, and gives a forced smile as if there is no other person as close.
Blood is the only connection. Like neighbors- lives forcefully juxtaposed. Sucks!!
It probably doesnt... I am just pissed off coz I had a bad episode with an O.C. in hte crowded public.
This blog doesnt necessarily have to be a worthless one. Here are two astoundingly good things you'll gain from reading this, which makes you... quite lucky!
1. Here's an addition to your vocabulary:
Kissing Cousins- A more or less distant relative who is familiar enough to be greeted with a kiss. In fact, another more general phrase- "Kissing Kin"
Actually, There's one movie with name "Kissing Cousins" starring Elvis the Pelvis.
2. Here is a small mathematical quiz... you're a genius if you get it right:
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is 4100. Check it with a calculator. I got this in an email-and I couldnt believe I got it wrong :)
There's always somebody who is loudmouthed and, by default, ONLY speaks wrong things at the wrong time. And he/she jabs your rib, puts an arm around you, brings their face right next to you, and gives a forced smile as if there is no other person as close.
Blood is the only connection. Like neighbors- lives forcefully juxtaposed. Sucks!!
It probably doesnt... I am just pissed off coz I had a bad episode with an O.C. in hte crowded public.
This blog doesnt necessarily have to be a worthless one. Here are two astoundingly good things you'll gain from reading this, which makes you... quite lucky!
1. Here's an addition to your vocabulary:
Kissing Cousins- A more or less distant relative who is familiar enough to be greeted with a kiss. In fact, another more general phrase- "Kissing Kin"
Actually, There's one movie with name "Kissing Cousins" starring Elvis the Pelvis.
2. Here is a small mathematical quiz... you're a genius if you get it right:
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is 4100. Check it with a calculator. I got this in an email-and I couldnt believe I got it wrong :)
posted by Milan at 7:36 PM
1 Comments:
I got 4100. I've been good at counting since kindergarten. Unfortunately, that's the only useful skill I have.
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