Company Tree

The other day, Binay and I were discussing how much we can borrow words and concepts from a decent tree to analogize with the customer survey we're currently purveying.

Here are a few excerpts, all those I can remember:

You know, the customer grievances, we have to see where these Stemmed from.
Is it because the employees like to Bark a lot?
We will have to find the Root of the problem
Could it be coz the staff at the Branches are frequently on Paid (Ped) Leaves?
It's best we dealt with these matters promptly, otherwise the company's reputation is going to get Soiled.

Apologies for writing a bad blog this time... I am pressed for time, and cant really put my mind to it this time.