Thursday, September 28, 2006

O Bed, where wert thou?!

This side of the river I stand,
Peering into the night to see,
Loose temper,
Hurled anarchy,
Amorphous anger,
Senseless, Pathetic,
Wasted, Black,
Inane, Surfeit,
Self-defying
Rampage
All in 1 word: SHIT!

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Cold Notice

This blog is officially closed, but is unofficially open.

Now tell me, did it bring you joy or sadness or indifference? If so, was it the first statement, or the second?

you know... i once fell in love with my words... I even sat on a Blogasan while my fingers skitted across the keyboard. Now I search for those precious thought streams, and all the while my dashboard gapes open and empty...

"I used to go to school around this place. This used to be a big jungle- full of bamboo bushes. Once I was heading to my class, when suddenly I had this urge to empty my bowels. I rushed to a nearby secluded spot and sat down to do my job. Pretty soon, an old man comes by in a bicycle and mutters 'it's even more embarrassing to the observer'. I had no choice but to hide away my face. After i did my 'job', I tore off some sheets from my book to clean myself, and then sprinted to class."

NOW, WOULD YOU TELL A STORY LIKE THIS... ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE 30+ ??? I heard it from somebody (he was sober and driving). And I heard it twice!!

Note: I am really sorry you had to hear it. he he he... Suddenly seriously(knitting my eyebrows and keeping a straight face): But i really am.